Reaganism
Reaganism is a growing faith in todays society with nearly 4 members across the world.
Reaganism is not like most religions, in fact, it's the best one in existence.
My name is Sean, and today I'm going to answer some of your questions about Reaganism
How do I know this is the one true religion?
A stupid but legitimate question. We know that Reaganism is true because he came to
me in a dream and told me that he is the one true son of God and that he died for our
sins. I am also infallible, so that means I'm right.
What happens when we die?
When Reaganists die, they go to a paradise like no other. When you arrive at your
paradise you are greeted by The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Santa Clause, The Easter
Bunny, Zeus, and Thor. You then dine at Applebees and are free to do what you wish for
eternity. Whatever you wish for will come true. We know this from the passage 4chan: 27:18
"The only way to into the gates of heaven is through me, Ronald Reagan, and whoever cometh
into the gates shall be rewarded with the greetings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Santa
Clause, The Easter Bunny, Zeus, and Thor and shall have whatever he pleases for eternity."
What do I have to do to become a Reaganist?
You must be a member of the Republican Party, you must be a conservative or libertarian,
and you must spread the gift of Reagan to those around you. Besides that, you may do whatever
you wish as long as it's not blashphemy.
What is blasphemy in Reaganism
Liberalism, any kind of science, new ideas that may conflict with the religion, deconverting
from Reaganism, and speaking against the almighty Reagan.