I was bored today, so I engaged in some malicious behavior via the internet. I feel like some kind of undercover detective or FBI agent today so I'm going to write this as if I were one.<br /><br />DISCLAIMER: This wasn't necessarily unprovoked. In the 5 months that we were together, she was a slutty, skanky, lying, cheating whore, and I'm an advocate of eye-for-an-eye punishment. I feel after what's gone on tonight, justice has been served.<br /><br /><b>The Back Story:</b><br />The subject today was a kid named Hunter. My ex-girlfriend told me this afternoon that she was canceling her myspace account. An idea popped into my head. Immediately, I saved her page. When she finally deleted her myspace account, I signed up for another one, took her previous URL, and reuploaded her page. I added the subject, Hunter and he immediately IMed me. I and another partner in crime are Brandy. I know this is long but if you read the whole thing I think you'll enjoy it. Either that or it's just me and my sick group of friends. Anyway, the conversation is as follows:<br /><br />7/16/2009<br />11:59 PM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />babe<br />This friend is not in your IM Friends List.<br />Add to IM Friends<br />7/16/2009<br />11:59 PM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />babe<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />11:59 PM<br />Brandy:<br />heyy<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />7/17/2009<br />12:00 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />whats up?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:00 AM<br />Brandy:<br />nm just packing u???<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:00 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />chillin really bored<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:01 AM<br />Brandy:<br />dat sux hah i wish we cud meet<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:01 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah i do too<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:02 AM<br />Brandy:<br />u think we eva will?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:02 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />i hope so<br />its when you can<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:03 AM<br />Brandy:<br />it sux the one ppl whos actully good lives too far away<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:03 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah it does<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:04 AM<br />Brandy:<br />all my bfs were gay it sux i cant find any1 good<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:05 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />well you got me and i have not done anything bad to you<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:05 AM<br />Brandy:<br />yeah but u live too far :/<br />like every1 ive had has just used me for sex<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:07 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />so what if i live to far<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:07 AM<br />Brandy:<br />idk it just gahh<br />it just rly bothers me when i think of the 5 ppl who just wanted to fuk me nd toss me aside i just wanna die<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:09 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />babe i am sorry that happened but i would never do that to you i really like you<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:09 AM<br />Brandy:<br />i like u too its just gahh i cant do ne thing right and every1 always hurts me<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:10 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah i know what you mean just let everything cool down today was really rough and things will get better<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:11 AM<br />Brandy:<br />yeah :(<br />can i tell u sumthin?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:11 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />sure<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:12 AM<br />Brandy:<br />i tink i love u<br />think*<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:13 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />you do? like for real?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:13 AM<br />Brandy:<br />yeash<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:13 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />babe i think i love you too<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:13 AM<br />Brandy:<br />awee rly?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:13 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yes babe<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:14 AM<br />Brandy:<br />yayayay im so happy<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:15 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />me too that feeling hasnt been felt in a long time<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:15 AM<br />Brandy:<br />i no wat u mean baby<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:18 AM<br />Brandy:<br />r u there??<br />HunterXCORbett is online.<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:18 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah babe today wasnt the same with me not texting and talking to you as much<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:18 AM<br />Brandy:<br />me either makes me sad<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:19 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah it was the worst feeling<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:19 AM<br />Brandy:<br />it rly is. i know sumthin that feels good tho :)))<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:20 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />what?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:20 AM<br />Brandy:<br />wat do u think ;-)<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:20 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />i really dont know<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:21 AM<br />Brandy:<br />well u need a boy nd a girl<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:21 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah...<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:21 AM<br />Brandy:<br />would u want to if we met???<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:22 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />i would but only if you want to<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:23 AM<br />Brandy:<br />well yeah cuz u actually care unlike all those other guys<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:24 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />oh ok and i do care about you i would never do that to you<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:24 AM<br />Brandy:<br />otay baby that means alot &lt;3<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:24 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yay! ,3<br />&lt;3<br />haha remember what you said that looks like<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:25 AM<br />Brandy:<br />wat?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:25 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />haha its what you have<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:25 AM<br />Brandy:<br />oh nvm haha yeah<br />srry blond moment<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:26 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />haha its all good<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:26 AM<br />Brandy:<br />lol<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:26 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />god i wish i could call you<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:26 AM<br />Brandy:<br />me too :/<br />i rly luv ur voice<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:27 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />so how long is your phone taken away?<br />i luv yours<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:27 AM<br />Brandy:<br />aweeeeeeee ur so sweet<br />nd idk wenever she gives it bak<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:28 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />oh ok<br />and your sweet too<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:28 AM<br />Brandy:<br />nawwww<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:28 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yesssss<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:29 AM<br />Brandy:<br />aweeeee i love u ;D<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:29 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />i love you too babe<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:30 AM<br />Brandy:<br />we rly hav to meet i dnt wanna let u go<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:31 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yes we do and i am not going to let go<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:31 AM<br />Brandy:<br />how tho???<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:32 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />you drive to my house<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:32 AM<br />Brandy:<br />but sis wnt let me<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:33 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />tell her i dont care i want to see you<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:34 AM<br />Brandy:<br />otay ill try but idk its soo hard<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:34 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />babe tell her your in love<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:36 AM<br />Brandy:<br />ill do it<br />dnt wry<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:36 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />but i am a little<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:36 AM<br />Brandy:<br />i no<br />da same thing happend wit my ex<br />sean<br />i never knew why he dumped me<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:37 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />og<br />oh<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:38 AM<br />Brandy:<br />hey ummm can i get a pic???<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:38 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />what?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:38 AM<br />Brandy:<br />where u hold a paper saying "I love brandy?"<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:39 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />why to show your sister?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:39 AM<br />Brandy:<br />naw i just wana have it to look at cuz ur beautiful :-)<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:40 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />oh ok sure i will do it now<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:40 AM<br />Brandy:<br />oh nd can i ask one more thing????<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:40 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />whats that?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:40 AM<br />Brandy:<br />can it t be shirtless :-) ) ) )?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:40 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />oh my babe<br />yeah<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:41 AM<br />Brandy:<br />plzzzzzz?<br />yayayay<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:41 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />but what do i get in return?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:41 AM<br />Brandy:<br />what do you want :)))<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:41 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />the same thing<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:41 AM<br />Brandy:<br />otay ill try<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:42 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />do it<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:42 AM<br />Brandy:<br />sis is in the other room h/o<br />did you do it yet?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:42 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />no babe h/o<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:46 AM<br />Brandy:<br />tell me wen u send it i just made mine well send at da same time<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:48 AM<br />Brandy:<br />u there????<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:48 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />ok babe i took now got to upload it<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:50 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />:-)<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:50 AM<br />Brandy:<br />sent?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:50 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />no<br />h/o<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:51 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />it will take 2 or 3 min<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:55 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />almost<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:55 AM<br />Brandy:<br />finished?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:56 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />almost<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:56 AM<br />Brandy:<br />gah im so excited i cnt wait :-DDD<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:56 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />haha me too<br />ok i am ready<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:57 AM<br />Brandy:<br />where is it?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:57 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />yeah babe today wasnt the same with me not texting and talking to you as much<br />shit<br />hahaha<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:57 AM<br />Brandy:<br />well its otay were talking now :-)<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:57 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />haha<br /><img src="http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff198/piratefan52092/P7170240.jpg" width="400" height="300" /><img /><br />do you see it?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:58 AM<br />Brandy:<br />aweeeeee<br />mines uploadin now<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />12:59 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />oh so you did see it?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:00 AM<br />Brandy:<br />yes i had to click on it<br />u might not like it<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:00 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />why not?<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:00 AM<br />Brandy:<br />idk i look bad in it<br />i dont have my makeup on<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:00 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />prolly not<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:01 AM<br />Brandy:<br /><img src="http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2130/trolled.jpg" /><img /><br />there u go<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:01 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />what?<br />thats not you<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:02 AM<br />Brandy:<br />i said i look bad without my makeup<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:02 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />no its a guy<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:02 AM<br />Brandy:<br />ummmm excuse me?<br />i thought u were nice but ugh i guess every guy is da same<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:02 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />it says you got trolled<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:02 AM<br />Brandy:<br />That's because you did.<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:03 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />who the hell is this<br />your a fucking douche<br /><br />1:06 AM<br />Brandy:<br />i'm just a troll<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:08 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />well good night asshole burn in hell and get a life<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:10 AM<br />Brandy:<br />I do have a life<br />What the hell else do you expect me to do when I'm bored at 1 in the morning? Go para sailing? Rock climbing? Maybe discover the cure for cancer or AIDS? Jackass.<br />Hell, you're sitting infront of the computer too.<br />The only difference between us is that I'm doing something creative.<br />So in a way, I have more of a life than you do by doing this.<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:11 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />looking at dudes with out there shirt off<br />wow that sounds gay<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:12 AM<br />Brandy:<br />I know right? Either that or it was to make you look worse.<br />But meh, who knows.<br />We're just gonna circle jerk to your picture.<br />I think it's really funny<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:13 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />your probably going to masturbate to it<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:13 AM<br />Brandy:<br />I don't have a penis.<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:13 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />you can still masturbate and not have a penis dumb shit<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:13 AM<br />Brandy:<br />I don't have a penis or vagina, it's just a flap of skin.<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:14 AM<br />HunterXCORbett:<br />just use the vagina you have you pussy<br />……………………………………………………………………<br />1:14 AM<br />Brandy:<br />I keep my phone in it. So no...<br /><br />HunterXCORbett appears to be offline.<br /><br /><br />So yeah, long story short I got some idiot to send a shirtless picture of himself to a girl on the internet that he doesn't even know. Call me an asshole, and I'd have to agree.