a murderous rampage.



I can't even begin to count all the times I've seen these fucking stupid things on the back of cars:
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The first thousand or so times I saw these things, I didn't even know what the hell it meant. So I searched for it online and found the website,  where I read this vomit-inducing sentence that didn't really explain a damn thing:

"Coexist is concept brand for everyone. Together we symbolize life, love, and global harmony."

Well that sounds really fucking gay. So I searched more to find out the meaning of this, and I found out that essentially what it means is that we need to accept everyone for who they are blah blah blah.


Here's my response to that: NO.

Until the world is full of people exactly like me, I just can't accept everyone. We're naturally programmed to gravitate and accept people that are like us. That's why we get along with some people and not others. It's like how wolves have packs.


I can't accept Muslims who blow themselves up for their imaginary friend, Allah.

I can't accept Christians who refuse logic and science so they can hold on to their retarded, old-ass beliefs.

I can accept Jews though, cause if it weren't for Jews we wouldn't have lawyers and accountants. 

Speaking of Jews, what the hell is with them using the Star of David for the X? It doesn't even look like an X. Idiots.



If you REALLY want to bring people together and make efforts towards world peace, then get out there and fucking do something. Volunteer at the red cross, donate to charities, go give toiletries and food to the homeless. But how fucking arrogant do you have to be to think that you're helping bring people together with a stupid bumper sticker?


This has inspired me, I'm starting my own campaign.

Since people think they can help the world by carrying around these bumper stickers, then people will never be smart or hardworking enough to actually accomplish it. Knowing this, I've decided to just pursue something that CAN be accomplished, here's my bumper sticker.

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That looks so badass.

I call it Noexist. It's a message that promotes unconditional hatred for anyone except oneself. I figure if you fail at making the world a better place, you might as well succeed at making it worse.

Here's some things you can do to promote the movement with the bumper sticker.

+ Don't let anyone into the lane if they're trying to squeeze in at the last minute.
+Drive slow in front of people for no reason.
+If you're at a red light, stop and wave someone who's turning through, and then when they start to move, speed up and laugh at them.
+ Run people off the road.
+ Honk your horn incessantly while sitting in traffic for no reason.
+ Tailgate and honk at people who are driving slow.

I think that just about covers it, although I'm so fucking tired right now that a lot of this probably is badly written/doesn't make sense. But you should get the jist.