So I was watching Fox News the other day when they started talking about abstinence. Actually I'm not really sure what the hell they were talking about since pretty much the only thing on my mind at the time was how much I'd like to stick my dick in Alisyn Camerota's mouth. But I think it was about abstinence.

Anyway...

Some ugly, hardcore Christian bitch was talking about how teenagers have unprotected sex and have babies, and that the best way to prevent teenage pregnancies from happening was to refrain from having sex.

No shit? Unless you're the virgin Mary, don't expect to get pregnant while not having sex. Actually no, Mary was a whore. Mother Mary was a fucking whore. Jesus Christ was a bastard child. God is a fucking scumbag.

Sorry, just thought I'd offend some people there.

But anyway, it reminded me of something: teenagers don't give a shit. Teenagers are stupid, and they're going to have sex no matter how much money you spend** on stupid fucking abstinence education.

So now we have everyone telling kids that sex is bad, to wait until you're married, and that should you even look at a penis, you'll get impregnated. Blah blah blah.

So what do we have now? Well now sex is viewed as wrong. So what does this mean for kids? Does it suddenly mean that kids will have an epiphany and think to themselves, "you know what? I think abstinence is a great idea. I think having the false sense that a relationship can actually work without sex is totally reasonable and enlightening."

FUCK NO!

It doesn't make a god damn difference.

EXCEPT...

Now kids will hide it. Kids wont be open about sex, because they've been brainwashed into thinking it's wrong.

So now instead of going up to mommy and daddy and asking for condoms or birth control, they're just going to have unprotected sex and hide it.

9 months later... OOPS.

I can't fucking believe I'm the only one who sees this. I'm so young and yet I feel like I make better decisions and come to more rational conclusions than most people of any age. It's fucking ridiculous. GROW A FUCKING BRAIN PEOPLE

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